Yahtzee Croshaw. Now there’s a mouthful of a name if I ever heard one. Croshaw is well known for several things: a couple other books I haven’t gotten to yet, a series of adventure games made with one of those Game Maker esque programs I’ve really been meaning to pick up, and perhaps the thing that sealed the deal and made me a fan for good, his game review series.
Zero Punctuation has become one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube lately. Considering Youtube is on the verge of censoring itself into oblivion (apparently), it probably won’t be there much longer, but for now, I’m enjoying the trip. Admittedly, if you don’t like the color yellow, you’re probably not going to like this show. There’s a lot of yellow in the background. But even if that’s a turn off, I’ve found looking away from the screen and focusing primarily on the audio works just as well. I’m not a very vision-oriented person, though, so maybe that’s just me. And maybe you like yellow, which in that case, go ahead and look at the screen. Look to your heart’s content!
Semi-related note: did you know there’s an honest to god phobia of the color yellow? I forget what it’s called, and I’m not exactly in any hurry to Google it, but yeah, that’s a thing. Go figure.
While marathoning some Zero Punctuation one night, I saw at the end of one of his videos that he’d apparently written a book. At the time, I didn’t know he was an author with two other books in the can prior to this one, so you’ll forgive me if I’m going in reverse order. It’s like the Star Wars trilogy all over again. The good one. Not the prequel one, or the J.J. one we’re working on right now.
Fortunately, the books are unrelated. Say for maybe a reference to his book, Jam, I read through Will Save the Galaxy for Food, and didn’t feel like I had to backtrack. True, I’m GOING TO backtrack, but it’s because I want to, not because I have to.
I love these kind of space epics. The Expanse is fun if you want hardcore science fiction in the real world… Or about as close to the real world as you can possibly get. However, I’ve always found my favorite scifi was the kind of scifi that threw up its hands and said “fuck it”. Is there such a planet as the one he takes people on a tour of in chapter 1? Fuck if I know. We did discover a whole other solar system a couple months ago with three planets that could hypothetically support life and all, but man, I don’t fucking care. We’re never going to see those planets. Between the fact that, last I checked, a science-denying hypocrite by the name of Ted Cruz has a pretty high-ranking position in NASA, and the fact it takes literally for fucking ever to get there with the technology we have, it’s not happening in MY lifetime for sure. So just give me a fucking fantasy to hold on to.
The book gives me flashbacks to the various Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, what with its mostly well-flushed-out environments, great characters (even the obnoxious one-percenter teenager and his pink-haired girlfriend have their charm), and dry British humor. Although instead of a nifty device that was a laptop in the 1970s, a cell phone in 2001, and god only knows what it’ll be if they ever give us another Hitchhiker’s Guide thing in the present day, we have the captain of the S.S. God of Whalesharks.
The audio book is read by the author himself, Yahtzee Croshaw. I have to admit, it’s weird hearing him read in a slow, reserved sort of way. I guess I’m too used to his million miles a second ramblefest style from Zero Punctuation. All the same, I love his performance. No two characters sound exactly the same, and I imagine the captain himself with Croshaw’s normal voice.
It’s a fascinating read, and I highly recommend it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have two other books to get caught up on.