Coming soon to a Kindle near you: Eugene Wafleshire’s breakout self help thriller that will change your life forever and ever. How to Fuck Your Couch Like a MAN! is more than just a guide to fucking your couch in the manliest ways possible. This book teaches you about other manly things, as well as other household items you could be fucking when your couch is in rehab. A must read for couchophiliacs all over the world!
Eugene Wafleshire is many things: he’s a philosopher, a scholar, a Ron Paul cosplayer, a chainsmoker, and perhaps the horniest human being since Sir Daniel Y. Sexbang. He is also one of my closest friends, and the person I turn to the most for terrible advice. I’ve sat and listened to the gospel of Eugene Wafleshire, and I’m a better person for it. I hope. Now, for the first time since he used the pen name Muhammad Fear for that ghost story nobody liked, he’s published his glorious gospel for everyone to read, and to practice later on.
I received an advanced copy of the book myself, and I got to say, How to Fuck Your Couch Like a Man is perhaps the single most brilliant book I’ve read. It’s rivaled only by The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson, and… Well, let’s be honest, there’s not as much chouch fucking in Manson’s book.
I’ll make an announcement for sure when this book becomes available for everyone to purchase. Till then, I hope you have something to look forward to.